This just in, Facebook has hit another milestone: 500 million users. Not even 6 months ago, Facebook had 400 million users. As if there weren't enough stalkers already, let's all rejoice that there are now 100 million more.
In the past year, Facebook has literally doubled in size. What happened to the days when it was college students only? Not going to lie, that was pretty awesome. We all just kind of looked each other up, figured out who we would hook up with next, and never worried if our future husband or wife's parents were watching our every move.
Now, you can't take a shower with out someone on Facebook knowing about it. Seriously, chances are a friend will write on your wall saying, "Call me when you get out of the shower." Or your roomate might post an asinine status saying, "Might not make it out tonight because my roomie is using all the hot water." Sounds ridiculous, but you know it's true.
I know I'm constantly saying that everyone on Facebook is a stalker, but the truth is, what is the point of being on Facebook if you aren't going to stalk people? "Oh but I wan't to communicate with friends over seas." Awesome, send an email or try skype. "Oh but what about the people we lost touch with from high school." Yeah, if we lost touch in high school and we haven't reconnected it's because I could care less if we ever speak again. Not to mention, Google is a perfectly fine tool for finding anyone you want on the internet.
So Mazel Tov, Facebook. It's a proud day when you can say you've invited 100 million more stalkers into your world. Keep up the good work!
