Fools Of April

How many people signed into Facebook today to find asinine April Fools statuses?  Basically anyone with a Facebook account has at least one "friend" who changed their relationship status to married, announced they were pregnant, or claimed to have won the lotto.  Without ever signing in, I did some googling and asking of friends to find some of the lame Facebook Fools on this gorgeous 1st day of April. Here is the random smattering of statues I found:

The Lamest April Fools Statuses I've Ever Heard

• Hey Dad-I just looked out the window and your Bentley GT is no longer in the driveway!
• Brad Pitt just announced he's getting back together with Jennifer Aniston!
• So excited to be a pop-pop!
• Hey honey, just wanted to let you my mother will be moving in with us at the end of the month :)
• Finally doing it, moving to Cali tomorrow!
• Monica-I hope you finally took care of the herpes, I heard it spreads easily.
• OMGGGG best day ever I just found a gym bag with $3,000 in on the subway to work!
• Irene will you marry? Just kidding April Foolzzzzzzzz!
• Woke up and Justin Beiber was at my kitchen table!!!!!
• Aaron-I heard that girl you brought home last night was super hot, hope your girlfriend doesn't find out.

There you have it. If you have read any other good ones feel free to post them.  My friends at work thought it would be funny if I claimed I was going to be re-activating my Facebook account, but I just couldn't get down with that.  Anyway, Happy April Fools Day to those of you who actually enjoy this day!