As per usual on Friday I have something a little different and completely unrelated to Facebook. A friend of mine writes a blog about his thoughts and he has written a blog today for The Girl Who Quit. Please enjoy the random Friday Post!
Listen ladies. I know that tanning is the look these days. You look healthier and sexier. I get that. But let me just fill you in on a little tidbit. If you are going to go tanning, DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT EVER go with that fake spray tan stuff, unless you want to be nicknamed "Pumpkin" for the rest of your life. And trust me I know from experience, that nickname sticks like super glue.
If you are going to get tan, go to Acapulco, Cabo, Florida. Put some sun screen on and have a group sun-tan lotion rub down. If you want, make a video of it and send it to me. I can guarantee you that the only thing a fake tan will get you is a 225 pound roided out monster.
Do you really think you look good with your face having an orange tint to it? Did you think that all the guys you are trying to attract would like you more because your face looks like a basketball? Don't get me wrong here. I love carrots and everything, in fact they are my my favorite vegetable, but the sight of an orange-tinted face is repulsing. You aren't fooling anyone. We know you stayed on Long Island during Spring Break.
And as for guys who are into the whole GTL thing with the fake tan. You will never be my friend. Not saying im cool or anything, but I don't want my entourage looking like they just went swimming in a pool of orange juice. Gross dude.
